Agnes by Tony Cochran for May 12, 2022

Poster child for millennial cooking skills

Ewww!

Well, Trout is correct: red ketchup and yellow mustard just might combine into something orange.

….. my wishes right now are that they are making some kind of soil fertilizer…. otherwise,, i’m not eating for a week

if they let it sit for a couple days it’ll probably turn a delightful orange hue all by itself…

It needs to be heated up on the stove for the cornstarch to work.

Turmeric and mashed potatoes, along with a few other odd bits, are used to make vegan “cheese”. I’d rather eat Velveeta.

I am beyond hurling at this point, my stomach is empty. I’m going to tell my bulimic friends to read it

My tummy doesn’t feel good while reading Agnes.

Trout is looking to have a cooking show on PBS. :)

Makes your mouth water and your stomach heave.

If this were a different kind of comic strip, the end result would be their creation coming to life and wreaking havoc in the city, until the superhero showed up to save the day.

And I’m glad to see I’m not the only one here who is more than a little grossed out by their laboratory experiment.

Is it possible for a comic strip to be so stupid that it’s funny?