Half Full by Maria Scrivan for May 10, 2022

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    Ida No  almost 2 years ago

    Patient dog: “Is that why I’ve got the sheets?”

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    Kaputnik  almost 2 years ago

    But I thought it was brain food.

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    jasonsnakelover  almost 2 years ago

    But he wants to be completely full not half full so that’s why he eats homework.

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    Copy-&-Paste  almost 2 years ago

    I thought today’s kids use computers not paper – meaning he’s eating ‘Apples’ which is good for him. (Ol’ saying “An Apple a Day Keeps the Dr Away”)

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    “But last time you said that I should get more fiber in my diet.”

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Woof to dat!

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    JoshHere  almost 2 years ago

    That is the only way dogs can get an education. How else did the doc dog got to be a doc?

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “Okay, so can I have those meat sticks in that jar on the counter, then!?”

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 2 years ago

    Especially stop eating literature essays. Those are so full of BS it isn’t funny.

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    Lady loves a joke  almost 2 years ago

    You know math homework only multiplies your problems.

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    paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “But my boy is counting on me!”

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