Nick Anderson for April 28, 2022

Why don’t we handcuff him to Madison Cawthorn and send them off together?

Republicans never have anything to offer except stunts, complaints and tax cuts for the ultra-wealthy.

Can’t make it clearer than THAT. Kudos, M. Anderson!

Nailed it, sir.

Succinctly put.

You are wasting taxpayers money and time just by being in congress. You are useless to any American taxpayer.

Of course his more costly act was the border “slowdown”:

https://theweek.com/greg-abbott/1012759/abbotts-border-policy-cost-the-us-almost-9-billion-in-just-10-days

Is this some sort of twisted, performative race between him and DeSantis for most harm done to their own economies?

I didn’t know maduro Cawthorn and Abbott merge to one mega -douche

Exactly what it is. And probably worth 2 million votes in Texas.

New Abbott Idea: Next power outage, Texans will simplify the supply chain and burn money to keep warm. Brilliant!

Yesterday a reporter pointed out to our governor that his troops to the border cost taxpayers X millions and were ineffective, his busing migrants cost y and was ineffective and his border slowdown cost Texans z millions. He sputtered…but Biden…but Biden…and then left the room.

I honestly thought this was going to fail, then I found out he is only sending illegals who want to go to Washington. Now Florida and a few others are jumping in. Only a few busses a week so the money is negligible.

Dear Governor Abbott:

Somewhere out there is a plant – a plant working very hard to produce oxygen that you are able to breathe.

You need to find that plant.

And apologize to it.

That’s Governor Abbott who thinks this will get him elected president

As a Texan Taxpayer I expect all funds consumed by our GUV on stupid, dumb, ignorant attempts to outTrump DeSantis and HeWhoShallNotBeNamed, to be listed as campaign contributions.

What an idiot…

Actually Abbott sent them to Fox news in DC because he wants to be president.

Fox and Republicans, the team of liars and frauds.

Did the people of Texas really vote this inept moron in over Wendy Davis?

Gov. Hey Abbott is winning over the hearts and minds of his electorate, which isn’t saying much. DeBrainless is pulling the same kind of purely political stunts too.

Remember when the Texas ya hoos tried to run the Biden bus off the road? The local cops refused to respond.

Texas is totally corrupted by the right wing.

I just keep wondering what kind of evil plan he’s going to conjure up next. A few years ago, he actually proposed the denial of social services to anyone who didn’t fit the definition of “straight.” Those weren’t his exact words, but that’s what he meant. That didn’t go anywhere, but it was appalling that he even said it out loud.

Mr. Anderson wins cartoon of the day and I haven’t even seen the rest of them yet.

Greg Abbott asks for private donations to bus migrants to DC after criticism for using taxpayer money

https://www.rawstory.com/abbott-bus-immigrants/

Abbutt thinks that by pulling crap stunts Americans will vote for him to be president, I call it right wing fantasy land.

Greg Abbott’s redundant inspections that cost Texas billions in losses find nothing, zero, nada

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/4/28/2094578/-Greg-Abbott-s-redundant-inspections-that-cost-Texas-billions-in-losses-find-nothing-zero-nada?utm_campaign=recent

. . . I’m a bitter little man

Maybe we need to rethink the wall and put it around Texas…..

I would rather that money be used to get those illegals out than pay their welfare.