Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 10, 2022

What’s wrong with him sleeping in the dirt? Let sleeping dragons lie.

Sounds like she is getting attached to Henry.

At least he isn’t stoned. And he will rise again you know, Blanch.

The dirt looks wet. His Dirt Nap is a Mud Bath which is his Beauty Rest.

I didn’t know (I’m not sure I wanted to know either), until I looked it up in The Urban Dictionary, but apparently a dirt nap also means “to die”…

GC is a mine of cultural information…

Your wording does make him sound like some kind of thief.

very poorly, Wiz!

He’s dragon his arse today….lol

Henry is getting his pig on. Nothing like a cool mud puddle on a hot summer day. Unless you also call it a fighting hole.(Fox hole for some of you)

He’ll be tracking in dirt again.

Known what a “dirt nap” was for a looong time…

At least he’s not gardening. Then he’d be pushing up daisies.

My dog does that. Then he shakes it all on us!

At least he didn’t roll in dinosaur poop. Or is that another comic?

“It’s like a mud bath but using much less water.”

E’s not pinin’! ’E’s passed on! This dragon is no more! He has ceased to be! ’E’s expired and gone to meet ’is maker!

’E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed ‘im to the perch ’e’d be pushing up the daisies!‘Is metabolic processes are now ’istory! ’E’s off the twig!’E’s kicked the bucket, ’e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!!

THIS IS AN EX-DRAGON!!

The typical lady of the house bothered about house hygiene.