Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 06, 2022

The lighthouse restaurant serves a terrific breakfast of “beacon” & eggs.

The light is there expressly to warn sailors away. So shove off, Romeo.

When you live in a lighthouse your parents have the upper hand.

You relationship will soon be on the rocks. Ask not for whom the fog horn sounds, it sounds for thee, ya numbskull.

“No. No I don’t.”

Is that Lois with Quagmire?

♫Row row row your boat…………….♫

I’m sure her father is the lighthouse keeper.

Reminds me of a certain movie theater matron when I was a teenager…

Shine the light……up

The tunnel of love ride wasn’t enough.

Sauron in “Undercover Boss”!

When your parents run the lighthouse.

“If the boat is rocking, don’t come knocking”.

Just thought you’d enjoy the spot light.

They shouldn’t oarter do that