Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 30, 2022

Well it’s wind alright. Just not solar.

Subtle, but not subtle ENOUGH!

Cheesy

A stream of fartons.

You should’ve seen the coronal mass after he got COVID and blew his nose

Should have blamed Sirius.

Yes, the flutter in his smock confirms it. It is wind!!!

but this wind is different – with some unpleasant smell ….

Somehow I don’t think the real solar wind smells like that.

Whatever … all I know is, it came from a black hole.

Should have tried to blame it on Canis Major…

Uranus

Take the tr out and now you the course’s real name.

Is he looking at Uranus?

It must be Wednesday, you know the day after taco Tuesday.

“Look dad, it came from your son, so, solar wind’s my story and I’m sticking with it”

Galactic gas.

Funny!

More like anal wind…

Greenhouse gas effect if you ask me

Could be worse. Could have been a colonal mass ejection.