In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for April 30, 2022

Check your ticket stubs.

Have them show you their tickets or go back home and get them.

I had seats like that the last time I attended a college football game.

Run to the saucer and get ours….

The Real nosebleed seats.

The Greatest Show on Earth!

Security!

“Dinosaurs: The true story”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYXpRWHVIPE

“ASTERIA”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDJnbowHfME

“Coin Operated”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L4DQfVIcdg

Looks like those astronauts might’ve been doing double rations on the way there…

I didn’t realize there are theater seats on the dark side of the moon.

Wait, is this a movie about them watching us or us watching them?

“DOWN IN FRONT!”

The lunar astronauts are back to play another round of golf.