Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 29, 2022

You can declare war on illegal immigrants.

But…but…but… Humans are the worst of the lot in most cases.

I’m disappointed

“That’s the king’s job. (… and the king is standing right here.)”

Are ash borer beetles a huge problem over there (USA that is, not Id) because P&H addresses it?

the most invasive species of all time? the common house cat……..

Following up on Wednesday’s WOI, are we Wiz? https://www.gocomics.com/wizardofid/2022/04/27?ct=v&cti=2208697

The Huns may be breathing more easily.

Aliens? – Hey, wait! Arent’ we all Homo sapiens???

Good move, Rod. You just saved humankind from the mad wizard.

Get yourself an army of exterminators for maximum effect

No truer words than Edgar/The Bug: [Referring to the human race] You know, I’ve noticed an infestation here. Everywhere I look, in fact. Nothing but undeveloped, unevolved, barely conscious pond scum. Totally convinced of their own superiority as they scurry about their short, pointless lives.

don’t worry we’ll destroy ourselves soon enough.

I’m pretty sure most everything comes from somewhere else at one time or other.

How do you spell “WHEW” in Spanish?

Start the war on mosquitos, Wiz. They’re so annoying…

That sounds like a liberal motto!

I just learned about the hammerhead worm, very bad.

Anyone who tells you humans are an invasive species is just saying that so they can be the exterminator and control any of the survivors

There used to be a riddle: What do you call peoples who invaded China twenty years later. Answer: Chinese.

I’d like to say the answer “American” applies to those who immigrate to the USA.

There is no of course to it.

Way too many people act like they want to wipe out humanity so the other creatures won’t have to put up with us.

That whew should have been from that obnoxious fink standing next to the wizard.

I still think if one goes back far enough they’ll find all species are “invasive”