The tattoo isn’t as embarrassing as the pipestem arms.
Some mystery is good, really don’t want the full Monty
Think lower and underdeveloped.
She knows, Monty. Everyone knows.
“It’s an earlobe, the barber said it would never grow back! ".
Allow me a suggestion: cover it with some nice removable tattoo! :-)
It’s a nipple. It’s my favourite part of female anatomy. Now that you’ve seen mine can i see yours?
No not the face, please not the face… Now how am i supposed to explain how i got 2 black eyes?
You really aren’t helping matters, lady. Now Monty is going to wear long sleeve shirts all summer.
He could have it made into a tear … for unrequited love, how romantic.
Or, cover it with a temp-tattoo, like the little kids have.
https://www.temporarytattoos.com
All the dumb of tats, without the permanency. (not a sponsor)
One band aid please.
Just get the rest of the boob inked on and join a biker gang.
As long as people believe it is a female nipple, why should Monty care?
The unfinished tattoo: it couldn’t happen to a more deserving person.
Time for a permanent bandage on that spot.
Hah! Neatly skewered by the countergirl! Tough tats, Monty!
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Ratkin about 2 years ago
The tattoo isn’t as embarrassing as the pipestem arms.
C about 2 years ago
Some mystery is good, really don’t want the full Monty
Jayalexander about 2 years ago
Think lower and underdeveloped.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 2 years ago
She knows, Monty. Everyone knows.
Aladar30 Premium Member about 2 years ago
“It’s an earlobe, the barber said it would never grow back! ".
GovernorOfCalisota {LoveBozobyFoxo} Premium Member about 2 years ago
Allow me a suggestion: cover it with some nice removable tattoo! :-)
theincrediblebulk about 2 years ago
It’s a nipple. It’s my favourite part of female anatomy. Now that you’ve seen mine can i see yours?
No not the face, please not the face… Now how am i supposed to explain how i got 2 black eyes?
monya_43 about 2 years ago
You really aren’t helping matters, lady. Now Monty is going to wear long sleeve shirts all summer.
Stormy Panda about 2 years ago
He could have it made into a tear … for unrequited love, how romantic.
Or, cover it with a temp-tattoo, like the little kids have.
https://www.temporarytattoos.com
All the dumb of tats, without the permanency. (not a sponsor)
F-Flash about 2 years ago
One band aid please.
FassEddie about 2 years ago
Just get the rest of the boob inked on and join a biker gang.
MartinPerry1 about 2 years ago
As long as people believe it is a female nipple, why should Monty care?
RonnieAThompson Premium Member about 2 years ago
The unfinished tattoo: it couldn’t happen to a more deserving person.
ron about 2 years ago
Time for a permanent bandage on that spot.
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
Hah! Neatly skewered by the countergirl! Tough tats, Monty!
azardoz about 2 years ago
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