Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for May 12, 2022

Nope.

He deserves to be clawed.

Obviously a joke. Qats taste terrible, even if braised in chicken broth with garlic.

But as Mrs. Lovett said to Sweeny Todd, “Them Pussies are fast.”

Who’s gonna eat them mousies, then?

Sic him, qat!

Nooooooo…

“Yummy, yummy, yummy, I’ve got cat in my tummy… "

I give you 5 seconds….max.

Qat is not amused………watch out!

He’s about to be batted and clawed to death…

Cats put up with a lot from their people.

He should be making cat soup (catsup). The cat will never stay in the pan.

Do it like frogs – warm it up slowly.

Wonder what the cat is singing?

Is the cat actually singing along?

“Cute Aggression” is a thing…

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2018/12/31/679832549/when-too-cute-is-too-much-the-brain-can-get-aggressive

https://theconversation.com/explainer-what-is-cute-aggression-16884

Somehow I do not see this as being highly recommended.

From the expression on qat’s face, I suspect this is not the first time s/he’s been to this particular rodeo…

That’s awful!!!

Hope he chokes on a hair ball!

Now that tune is going to be in my head all day.

At least he wasn’t fool enough to light the burner.

My qat could easily understudy this’n

I have a picture somewhere of my cat Vivekat calmly sitting on the stove in an uncovered, empty pressure cooker.

It’s a photographer’s nightmare; I can’t find it. I have literally thousands of photos lying around in drawers, boxes and albums. I have pictures like other people used to have paper clips. All the film pictures have negative and frame numbers hand-printed on the back. I’m that organized but … I … just … can’t … find … it. :(

The cat is not impressed.

Is that fried or sautéed

“…I know an old lady who swallowed a cat. Imagine that, she swallowed a cat! She swallowed the cat to catch the bird….”