B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 29, 2022

The late worm gets to live.

Should’ve gotten there right before sun up.

Not too many worms live in dry sand.

Find an oases.

Maybe he escaped through a wormhole.

The worms are still asleep since they know about the early bird.

Some other early bird got it yesterday. You’re a day late.

You do know which end of the worm is it’s head?

All you have to do is tickle the middle and see which end giggles.

Probably the teenage worm was partying late and was already caught by an earlier bird.

Teenagers sleep in. Even the worm ones.

Wait! There’s such a thing as MORNING?! What is this AM people keep talking about? I looked it up on Goggle and it says something about talk radio.

Worms are overrated. Try some seeds instead.

Keep walking….

Worms are sort of nocturnal. If the sun’s up, you’re to late.

“Not too many worms live in dry sand.”

Need rain and a flash flood. Or, just rain.

The early bird gets the worm. The second mouse gets the cheese!

Retread strip.

I don’t recall seeing any worms in the dessert…looking in the wrong place, pal.