Close to Home by John McPherson for April 21, 2022

He’s just glad to be past the corporal punishment.

A wise man once said: Often you’d see a man respected far from home, but never at home.

his parents are a general nuisance!

Years ago I visited my parents for a week. I went from 45 years old to 12 in three days. I called my son at college to come get me. I jumped into his car that evening and complained that my parents treat me like a kid even though I’m grown. He gave me a steady stare and replied

That’s okay. The meetings don’t seem to have helped the situation lately anyway.

They say that a good officer need to know how to take orders.

Is Bleeb AWOL again?

He needs to “call the general” and cut ties to all who smother him….

I can hear the enemy snickering to this

Mother Russia

He needs to finally set his Ma straight…

… he’s actually a doorman at the Ritz-Carlton.

Just another Mama’s boy!

“Mom” outranks “General.”

Okay, I know I’m full blood American and all, but I still think “High Command” sounds cooler than “Joint Chiefs of Staff”. However, “The Pentagon” rocks. as an iconic HQ.

Is that Grandma Putin?

BLEEB…BLEEB where fore art you BLEEB???

This is why we have the third amendment. They could kick him out of the house if they disapprove of his behavior.

So much for taking command of the situation.