The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 13, 2022

And if it’s not, it should be.

Babysitter paradise

I don’t like golf, and even I know who he is. I may not know any other golfers,but it’s hard not to hear something about Woods and even his kid.

Smart kid. Is he Brutus’?

Is that right next to the 100 acre woods?

“No, it’s in a primitive land. Florida.”

Toothless Tiger. Younger lions on the roar.

Must admit. He is accurate in there, somewhere.

I do hope all works out for Tiger Woods, what ever he decides to do. Nothing wrong with taking care of yourself.

At his age…could be?

Well, now, I think Wilber is having a little fun with Pop. Tiger Woods is the kind of name that all boys and girls would remember first out. It’s like Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny, only with more force.

This kid will grow up more well-adjusted than almost any of his peers. Not that it will do him much good.

When the kids don’t know who Tiger Woods is, those of us who saw Hogan, Snead, Palmer, Nicklaus, Player and Trevino are surely less than a club’s length away from the 20th hole…

Sounds right.

“Out past the corn fields where the Tiger Woods got heavy. There in the back seat of my 60 Chevy”

No. It’s how he cheated on his wife and kids. But that’s OK. People are stupid. The don’t care. Paybacks a bitch. Needs another car wreak to straighten his ass out.

Wilberforce, I remember Tiger Woods, from when he was your age…he, though got older.

Isn’t he the one you put in your tank???

So the answer is ‘no’.

I guess you got to give the kid a little credit, at least he does associate tigers with India.

At one time I wished I could putt like Woods…Now I can…78-78

Good guess but wrong. Actually it could be a good segue into that documentary for son and Dad to watch. And yes Tiger Woods did go to India and was very popular over there….

That would be Hidden Tiger Woods, but that’s how he got into trouble in the first place.

A chip off the old blockhead.

It is in India and it is called the Sundarbans. It is a mangrove forest and is famous for its large population of tigers.

It’s Tigger Woods

I thought it was a brand of golf clubs, for driving the ball a long distance.