Kliban by B. Kliban for April 29, 2022

A classic.

Now I’m going to have that stuck in my head all day

“Before you get married it’s pudding and pie,

After you get married it Root Hog or die!"

So beautiful, it brings a tear to the eye.

Kliban is our Poet Lariat … er … Laureate!

and the pokee seems to enjoy it

Funny to have a starfish say, “Fish lips.” And leave it at that.

Poetry with a punch line.

Another verse perfect for jumping rope!

This last part was very much like a “Three Stooges” short.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk—Moe, Larry—-Look! Bonk.

Shel Silverstein would like this!

Prosthetics gone bad!