Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 06, 2022

“Heavy downpours”.

Thanks all of you. I’m taking the stairs.

Things that never happen

Humm, This ‘April Fools’ cartoon clip was posted a few day late.

He must be the boss. Everyone wants to pleases him.

And so much for social distancing eh.

Just another day at American Sardine Inc.

He’s got donuts in the satchel!

Run him up the flagpole. See who salutes.

Don’t make eye contact and slowly back away…

OK, back in 1963 4 of my fellow Contemporary Design studio illustrators/writers were in back of an elevator to the 9th floor of Hallmark Cards in KC. One had a toy doll character with a pull string. When the elevator was full string on the doll was pulled causing a continuous recording of laughter….causing everyone to start laughing. When doors opened at each floor people waiting for the up elevator were puzzled at passengers laughing when doors opened.

Pass…..

A snapshot of 2019.

Not since Covid. Now they won’t let more than 4 people in the elevator at a time

. o O (Let’s see… can I handle the stares, or should I take the stairs?)

I don’t get it.

Hmm, competitive elevating.

He must have the ass to kiss!

I was expecting a caption to explain.

they’ll need to decide this with rock paper scissors…

The middle one isn’t very crowded. I say, go for it!