FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 01, 2022

They’re vengeful when irritated

“Who put spiders in my peanut butter?!”

“Someone got peanut butter all over my spiders!”

♪ two great tastes that taste great together ♫

Today’s classic Sunday strip we’re missing:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2001/04/29

I’m planning to fill it with leaves this fall.

tsk tsk tsk … savagery galore

That looks like a “Ruffles” potato chip Andy is eating! And she’s going to give the family the famous kale/tofu conserve for dinner.

I found that potholes in the driveway were the precursors of a concrete driveway and large cash outlay.

Pot hole? I put a planter in it. Looks much better.

Looks like something Jason would’ve done, but only to agitate Paige.

You can’t use asphalt patch in February – too cold. As least it is here in PA.

In Roger’s (semi) defense…I do know repairs for that sort of thing do typically work better in steady warmer summer weather, so the fix can set properly.

But I also know they live further south than me, so weather could’ve easily been ideal enough for at least a temporary fix by February, so… :P

Heh, heh…

Jason better get paid greatly for this since he was forced to do his pranks later

♪ Who put the pepper in the Vaseline ♪

When Andy is the one telling Jason to prank you, you know you’ve messed up.

Keep the kids, divorce her.

newspapers.com is just now doing April Fool’s jokes.

There should be a series where one of the Fox family gets Covid.Not the mom or the grandmother, though.

When a guy says he will do a project, it will be done. There is no need to keep reminding him every 6 months

Kill it with fire.

Being retired my new catch phrase is “I’ll get to it when I feel like it”.

wouldent he have to take the punnutbutter out and back in?

wouldent he have to put the punnut butter out and back i to do it.

and that is how Arachnophobia was born

I’d be complaining about USDA ‘standards’ for packaged food myself.