Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 14, 2022

It just occurred to me, how did Phoebe not find the very conspicuous stone Marigold while searching yesterday, but Splendid Humility basically just happened to randomly spot her?

So this has happened to her before?

Given that she’s at least a million years old, I’m not surprised.

So does this count as a win for Phoebe at hide and seek?

like Steve had a choice to turn everybody who encounters him face-to-face into a petrification

Panel 1. For a minute it looked like Dakota was now stone!

Marigold back, thanks

I thought Steve was a hedge!

For a moment, I thought that Dakota was stoned

That silly Steve! Ha-ha-ha! Anyway, get the axe…

Flight of the Conchords: “…Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that, perchance? Hmph. Steve.”

It’s not Steve’s fault if he was born with a snake instead of a corn!

(different strokes ending theme)

Seems Steve left already.

That Steve. What a nut!

“That wacky Steve.” Perfect.

Obviously, Steve is a load of laughs at unicorn parties…..when he’s invited. / “Hey, Steve! How’s it go——-” / SWOOOSH!!!! / “You HAD to show up- huh, ‘Mr. Sparkling Conversation’! Now HOW am I supposed to lug my husband home??” / “I’ll turn around and revive him. But no peeking…….”