Strange Brew by John Deering for March 16, 2022

It is Hell, so of course the sign doesn’t say “9 sins or fewer "

Do all the people going to hell look frumpy?

Almost reminds me of a day at the DMV!!!

Don’t pick the short line, you’ll get there sooner.

Super, so I can breeze through with my 7 deadly sins?! :D

I went to the DMV last week. The entire process took me almost exactly 10 minutes. They have gotten better!

You would think the express lane would be 9 sins or more.

It only takes 1.

I grew up Catholic. Everything was a sin. So, I gave up being Catholic.

Humm. Which 9 sins do I confess to? Decisions, decisions…

It is Hell: Fewer, fewer! Not “less”!!

Unfortunately, there are no ‘Great Spirits’ counting your sins. That is not how it works. And, don’t forget about the sins that we think/dream about. Those count, too. And when just one is enough to send you to hell, what is a person to do?

10 sins or more-self check-in. Forever… and ever… and…

No, No, that’s wrong – it should be 9 sins or fewer…

If it only takes one, make it a good one. I’m not going to hell for just skipping church. That leaves lying, murdering, stealing, and adultery.

Looks like it’s a short line.

Go to hell. Go straight to hell. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Who has only 9 sins!!! They should be going to heaven instead (or that’s what I tell myself)…

Are the sins in a handbasket?

Nope, it’s like a convenience store. If you ask for a basket they give you the evil eye.