Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 15, 2022

He gets you alright. You’re the main course.

Came in for the Early Bird Special, of course.

Bah-Dum, Tish (rimshot)

Careful, she’ll give you worms.

she wormed her way into his life…

I think he’s having a friend over for dinner.

“My name’s Ascaris, but you can call me Alice.” Bird: “I’ll call you dinner”

He gets you alright…..when you’re not looking….

Obviously, she misunderstood Hannibal the Bird’s invitation…

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

The early bird may get the worm – but the second mouse gets the cheese.

What if the bird prefers night crawlers?

I see she’s enjoying a martini. Reminds me of a tale from my youth:

Show and tell day in Science class. Little Susie brings her experiment to the front of the class.

She takes out two bottles of clear liquid, one labeled “water”, the other “gin”. She takes two earthworms out of a box. She drops one worm in the bottle of water and the other into the bottle of gin.

The worm in the water swims around in the water, perfectly happy. The worm in the gin immediately curls up and dies. Little Susie then asks the class, “Who can tell me what this means?”

Without hesitation, Little Johnny shouted out, “Yeah, if you drink booze, you’ll never have worms!”

Doesn’t matter. The place doesn’t serve dirt anyway.