Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for March 07, 2022

Just enough to “tithe” them over.

Who could say “no” to that “cute” face?!

:-O

If he knew that the contents of that plate could get him steaks from the meat market, he would take off and head there.

What a good boy he is.

Pay up or else, people!

But Sunday was yesterday …

And he doesn’t have to put the bite on the parishoners!

‘Milking’ the sheeple.

Too bad a pastor friend of mine can’t rent him and send him to the synod missions office.

It’s because his hands aren’t near the collection plate.

amen

Won’t last. Word on the street is that Marmaduke was spotted by a scout from the mob, and he’ll be going to work soon for a loan shark.