Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 08, 2022

I get tangled with just glasses and mask!

I don’t I’ve ever worn all three at once myself. Glasses and mask or glasses and ear buds yes, but never all three.

He tried to follow Jon Arbuckle’s example.

Try glasses, mask, goggles and ear protectors when using a table saw on wood with a high level of sawdust produced.

Now remember which order they were put on when taking them off.

I’m just enjoying the image Mark Parisi chose to illustrate this idea: A teenager looking to mom for a little help.

Me just intrigued whether it really necessary to wash em plants?

I just got out of the hospital. I had bathroom privileges meaning I could get out of bed to go to the bathroom. Even though I was in “perfect health” otherwise, the staff felt that they had to monitor everything modern medicine can track. I had tubes and leads all over the place.

I had to plan my trips to the bathroom well in advance since I had to undo and untangle all the attachments. The only bird’s nest that looks worse is the one behind my computer.

I hoped that there wasn’t a fire. They’d would have had it put out by the time I got out of bed.

Response: “What? I can’t understand you with your mask strapped to your face like that.”

I’ve had that problem too, except with an over the ear hearing aid instead of earbuds.

This was me last weekend, only add in a pair of dangling earrings. I nearly tore my earlobe getting out of that mess.

glasses , mask , hearing aids !

Stupid is as stupid does…

I have mask ears, the masks have cut into the back of my ears.

True.

Love it! Thanks for the belly laugh. Great way to start a day.

I totally identify with this one.

My mom says it is hard wearing glasses, mask, with hearing aids. Sometimes taking off the mask makes a hearing aid fall out.

On Far Side it’s "pants first, then shoes’.

Imagine life without ears these days.

HAHA!!! Is this from personal experience, Mark Parisi? :D This one made me laugh!!