Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 18, 2022

TO WHOM IT CONCERNS: I DOOD IT.

“Any results ?” he said, babying him or her.

To do? Do you mean killing or f___ing? That’s either morbid or raunchy.

My to do list says who will do it. It won’t be me. ;-)

My “to do” list has the things that I will be avoiding as much as possible

Why, Aunty. You very bad, naughty young woman!

Geez aunty, how many boyfriends do you have? Must be more then my 0 bfs

Is that the get even list?

My TO DO list is blank

Only one name on my list.

Sadly, and as far as I know, I never made it to anybodys “to do” list. I would have gladly volunteered.

Mine always had Antonio Banderas at the top

Hmm, Scarlett Johansson; Gal Gadot; Halle Berry; and Lio Tipton, the woman who knocked my socks off in “The Big Bang Theory” episode “The Mystery Date Observation”, as the “winner” of the series of puzzles to meet Sheldon…

More like a ‘Do It To’ list…

When my wife tells me that “we” need to do something, I know that means I need to git’r’done.

So she carried Walt over the threshold when they got married?