Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for March 04, 2022

In case your wondering, it’s Ununpentium (Moscovium)

One time I got element 116.

No, but could you use some 237.

Would nihonium suffice?

Sorry, I just used the last of it in my muffins.

Try Russia, green guy… although they’re busy pulverizing Ukraine. (After Googling it, Element 115 is Moscovium.)

He needs Moscovium?

Sure I can spare some…if you have #79 to trade…

Moscovium? This is a bad choice of week to mention Moscovium.

Well naturally, he doesn’t have any.

No one else does here on earth does either – not naturally, anyway.

Sorry, I only watch the Fifth Element.

Alright, I’ll just be over there having CoD Zombie flashbacks

No, but how about some Illudium Q-36?

When I took chemistry there were only 102 elements.

Its nuclear power, how would an idiot have that? Wait Russia was in part in developing it…

I’m sorry, I don’t even know what that is. But, I looked it up on Wikipedia. But, Wikipedia says Moscovium isotope with the longest known half-life is Moscovium 290, 650 milliseconds. Even if I had some, I wouldn’t be able to have enough so that it would last long enough for you to be able to use it.

What with the current situation, we’re not allowed to trade in element 115 (Moscovium).

Sorry, Zig doesn’t know the periodic table of elements…

according to my research 115 figures heavily in conspiracy theories… in reality it’s synthetic, extremely radioactive and isn’t going to be found anywhere outside a serious nuclear research facility.

If you’re referring to pants I don’t have any either

In “Ancient Aliens” element 115 powers UAP (Unidentified Aerial Phenomena).

Element 115 is Moscovium.

Element 115 on the periotic table is Moscovium. It was first synthesized in 2003 by a joint team of Russian and American scientists at the Joint Institute for Nuclear Research (JINR) in Dubna, Russia.

Or they could be asking for Indium’s most common isotope 115. It has a half life of 441,000,000,000,000 years; 10000 times longer than the existence of our universe and is about as abundant as silver. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indium

If you do have any moscovium (Element 115), you’d best put it to use very quickly. It has a half-life of about two-thirds of a second, at best.

“Sorry, I haven’t done my grocery shopping yet today. But I think I can spare a cup of sugar, if that’ll help.”

Element 115 has a half-life of only 0.65 seconds and is used to make Element 113 has a half-life of about 10 seconds, which I guess allows them to travel over 10 times faster than just Element 115.