Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 04, 2022

While; That is a real Dooiz warning. What more can the warning label say?

It’ll make you very sleepy. You’ll do z’s.

“This stuff will KYA. One way or another."

No Pseudo-doozies from this medicine.

“Side effects: you don’t want to know.”

There is a good chance you will die of dysentery.

I know a couple if bipolar people who quit taking their drugs because they hate the side effects.

I leave any medicine that says “DEATH” in their ads on TV alone.

I have noticed that the lists of drug side effects always start and end with the benign effects (drowsiness, sleeplessness, nausea, etc.) and bury the serious effects (heart palpitations, seizures, suicidal tendencies, heart attack, etc.) in the middle of the long list…

Doozies and dozies…

To prevent the doozies, take NoDooz.

“This medicine brought to by “Gullible Pharmaceutical Industries” because you’ll buy anything".

I was much happier when drugs were not advertised on TV. Anyway, I have an annoying issue of getting side effects not on the list. Then a few years later, it will be there. I do report side effects.

Yep. The medicine will help you breathe better, but the side affect will kill you.