Monty by Jim Meddick for February 14, 2022

Laura sounds hot.

“Ahhhh. She remembered …..”

Well, if he dies suddenly, he can be sure someone will attend the funeral. As a young GI one of the guys muttered that he’d like to go to the Drill Sergeants funeral just to relieve himself on the grave. His buddy told him to forget it. I never want to stand in line again.

“She still has feelings for me!”

She sounds like a sick stalker.

The lady doth protest a bit too much methinks…

In a way she’s very thoughtful. She must have to put it on her calendar, right? Sometimes around, oh, February 8th. “Mail Monty Anti-VDay Card. Crap! Go to Michaels to buy more glitter.”

That does seem like the only good reazon to put glitter in a greeting card.

Monty’s reply, "Thank you for the “VD” card, the glitter made it special.

Monty had a girlfriend?

I was hoping it might have been from Loco Ono.

She’s obsessed. She’s pain wrapped in a Hallmark hearted homily.

So she sends Monty a glitter loaded valentine every year, and he still mindlessly opens it over the carpet.

And the candy is carob bean and brown-rice paste sweetened with fermented lemon-grass.

She’s goooood. :)

Forget her Monty, she sounds like true bitch, and I mean a bitch with a capital B.

‘Sfunny, I don’t think of Montahue as a neatnick.

Cool effect in panel two. I’d leave the glitter on the carpet! :)

You’d think Monty would remember to open it over the waste bin, at least after a few years.

glitter = craft herpes

What happened to Sunday’s comic?

Glitterama in Monty’s house!

Have we ever met Laura? (I don’t think so….)