Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for January 28, 2022

The “meating” will come to order after the chase.

That’s a lot of baloney.

Because he’s driving a ham, ha ha, get it?!

What a ham Heathcliff is.

Racing without HAM helmets again? This is so so unacceptable!

“Cause Heathcliff can’t have a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A…”

How about the Weinermobile?

Hot Dog would have caught him.

No matter how Spike drives it, it’s still bologna.

What happened to Spike? He’s colored differently than usual.

Heathcliff ‘Lewis’ HAMilton, still the champion in these parts!

Baloney!!

Did the dog drive the same brand as they have at Kelly’s Marathon?

Spike is full of baloney!