Prickly City by Scott Stantis for January 28, 2022

See if you can also get past the election nullification, too, Carmen.

A success campaign might be possible. All it would take is to hire appropriate advisors, and they’re all available in the surrounding desert: sidewinders, Gila Monsters, horned lizards, and tarantellas. Just give them access to the Internet.

When Carmen’s initial bid for a presidential nomination was a laughable epic fail, she ran as vice president and won. She is now an epic fail as the vice president. She is now the appropriately named Ukrainian Border Czar after being an epic fail as the Mexican Border Czar. Saddle up, boys, we’re gong in.

Maybe Carmen, let’s just make sure there still IS a ballot to cast despite Republicans best efforts.

Don’t forget the aluminum foil.

To my point about third parties not have enough local support, Mike Peterson at Comic Strip of the Day makes an excellent point:

“One of the major triumphs of the rightwing has been capturing local offices while the left focuses on Presidential politics and Congress. They’re winning with singles while their opponents strike out trying to hit home runs.”

a CaRtOoN ChArAcTeR rUnNiNg FoR pReSiDeNt??

gee, that’s a new one

Name one “Third Way / Centrist” group that isn’t just a grift?