Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 20, 2022

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    allen@home  over 2 years ago

    Don’t anybody sneeze. The path will then become unclear.

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    kingdiamond69  over 2 years ago

    Get used to it at my house you will get dog and cat hair on your clothes because it is their house too .

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    Don’t worries. Putty tat will covers the path soon.

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    jasonsnakelover  over 2 years ago

    Soon she’ll regret getting a cat.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That was -—— sort of -——- thoughtful -——- in a way. … I think.

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    Aussie Down Under  over 2 years ago

    Achoo , gesundheit. Thanks but I’m outta here !

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    mikeyman  over 2 years ago

    and plugged up my nasal passage.

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    whahoppened  over 2 years ago

    Just pet the cat to get a good static charge and drag him around to collect all that hair.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    “Okay. I can’t stay right now. When you have TAKEN the time to clean, give me a call. And then I’ll see if I can clear a path in my schedule to come over again.”

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    Red Bird  over 2 years ago

    Are you fur real right now?

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    P51Strega  over 2 years ago

    Did he just lie down and roll along that path? The human lint-roller?

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    Vilyehm  over 2 years ago

    So, Mark, what did you listen to or watch, as you sat there making line after line after line?

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    dflak  over 2 years ago

    We had a golden retriever that shed about half his body weight every day. We just gave up and got orange furniture.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Brings a new meaning to warm and fuzzy….ew

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    jango  over 2 years ago

    That must be a huge lint roller that he has!

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    We’ve had cats for 45 years and have rarely had this issue. We’ve always had a top of the line sweeper and we stay on top of it. Our friends’ house is the same. It CAN be done!

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    oldlady07 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Ha….we don’t have any cats so don’t need to worry about that. Just the accumulated dust from months and the multiple remotes, sweaters, coats, mail from yesteryear, books that we’re going to read someday.

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    GreenT267  over 2 years ago

    Have lived with cats and dogs my entire life and have had little trouble with hair and fur. Sweeping, vacuuming (weekly) and brushing. There are some really good brushes and curry combs available and most pets enjoy the attention. Growing up we did have one grey cloth stuffed chair where a couple of our grey-striped tabbies loved to sleep. It was in the ‘formal’ living room (as opposed to the regular one) and a great uncle would always head for that chair when he visited. He was also very ‘stuffy’ and always wore a grey suit and tie. Needless to say, we had to wipe him down every time. Luckily, he only visited a couple of times a year.

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    Lady loves a joke  over 2 years ago

    Achoo!

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