Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 27, 2022

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    MichaelAxelFleming  over 2 years ago

    Icon see that.

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    Of what?

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 2 years ago

    His dipstick is quite low.

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    jasonsnakelover  over 2 years ago

    The cat’s as pale as a ghost.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Fortunately, the rug is a wireless charging station.

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    HunterIsACriminal  over 2 years ago

    Yeah, I turn white when I get tired; I have to pull my pants down and look at my ass to remind myself I’m a black man.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    He’s a few quarts low….LOL!

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    stamps  over 2 years ago

    Plug the tail in and get recharged.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Like a cartridge of ink in a fountain pen that uses cartridges.

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    thejanith Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Love it! Very funny. Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day.

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    crazeekatlady  over 2 years ago

    My orange white and black male cat has the white tip of his tail. I tell people the momcat’s toner cartridge ran low.

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    RWill  over 2 years ago

    The 3D printer ran out of ink.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 2 years ago

    He’s low on toner.

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