Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 17, 2022

Well, all days all I can thinks about is food.

“Well, if food was your quest you’re Headed (opps, sorry) for the entrails end.” (No, no, no. Western reference totally wrong. A thousand pardons). “Butt I think you’ve gone Beyond Meat”. (Sorry again. Name the penance. Remorse is my only meaning for existence).

Just chill.

If they’d switched that with the bottom segment, what would be be thinking about then?

(Is that a carrot, or are you just happy to see me?)

For me I’d substitute the word “all” for “most” days.

Looks like his stomach is bigger than his thoughts

This is sublime

??

I know how you feel…

Eat all the snow you want. It’s just water weight, and it’ll melt away when the warm weather comes.

“Does your nose run and your feet smell? You’re built upside down!”

From the technicolor Mad magazine.

They he goes thinking with his stomach.

He needs to get his head on straight.

Wear the carrot lower … & you’ll think about something else.