Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 31, 2022

In the old days, history books were a lot smaller…..

I remember History but History has forgotten me. I think it has dementia.

They were pen pals in school. But I’m not sure who is doing the writing now.

Now that’s a funny line! I’m sure I’ll borrow it sometime soon.

Imagine how the history books will describe the last couple of years…

About 85% of the times, news people told me I was witnessing history in the making. I would rather I didn’t.

There’s a lot of emphasis on history and very little on herstory.

When God said “Let there be light”, Biz threw the switch!

That would have been a funny joke Betty White would tell.