Garfield by Jim Davis for February 17, 2022

So says the jury.

good call

Garfield’s not listening to his body, but his heart and mind.

He does what the body says but not what anybody else says.

The body no’s very well!!

His body! I first thought those where his fleas telling him not to exercise.

Standard Garf mode – nap attack.

John should place a cucumber near him. That should get him to exercise for… about a second.

Talking to fleas again, eh, cat.

Not if it’s a bad thing

Nobody knows you better than yo body.

“Glad to see that we’re all in agreement on this!”

Don’t think this is what Olivia Newton John had in mind with “Let me hear your body talk”.

If I’d done this more my body would probably be less of a mess

More like listening your brain & NOT your body

Well, for better or worse, I certainly do. It’s surprising how often my body says: “Buy a donut!”

Well, he is 43 in human years

I haven’t seen a clean sweep like this since the St. Louis Cardinals’ 17-game winning streak last year.

But what about when there’s an ice cream truck or a pizza delivery truck coming down the street? That would get Garfield to exercise, especially his entire body.

Opinions concatenated.

Olivia Newton-John had this idea before Garfield. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA

My feet tend to go to the fridge while my hands open the door and shove whatever’s in there into my mouth.

It was unanimous.

What a coincidence! Beardo was given the same advice today.

Ironically i exercised today

“Has it occurred to you that there is a certain . . . inefficiency in constantly questioning me on things you’ve already made up your mind about?”

- Leonard Nimoy as Mr. Spock, in the Star Trek episode, “The Corbomite Maneuver”

Oh, that’s right -

in addition to not worrying about exercise, Garfield doesn’t worry about efficiency.

His stomach was the loudest.