Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for January 07, 2022

What you need, Omar, is more motivation.

And I wish it was legal to kick such employees between the legs.

He sounds like a lot of people I know who don’t seem to realize their destiny is in their hands!

I’m sure Baldo wishes all those things, too, so he wouldn’t have to do his job AND your job.

that could be arranged. :D

Next thing you know he’ll be wishing he was “a little bit taller” and “a baller”…

exponential hierarchy of achievement – wish, hope, pray, plan, do.

He needed a swift kick in the ass. Parents that raised him to be responsible and care!

First thing IS to acknowledge that you have a problem……

Motivation…naw…don’t need no stinking motivation….mmmm? How about we talk about …..money???? Yeah… that’s it….more money!!!!

You could! You could quit, save them the headache of firing you!

Just snap your fingers and click your red Nikes together. That will do it!

Wish in one hand, poop in the other… see which one fills up first.

Every employee that works there wishes the same thing.