Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 29, 2021

Dissent in the ranks. So much for a unified resistance.

What, the headless horseyman didn’t takes you away yet?

One little prick will stop him from being a big one! :D

Mine live in boxes in the basement in the off-season. We don’t have an attic.

That is one terrifying Christmas decoration!

Thank you, Mark, for bringing attention to the issue of neglected inflatables…as opposed to some other airbags who get way too much attention.

Smashing! Pumpkins remark makes sense! Now where that box….

I think I’ll leave my Valentine door hanger up for a few more months.

Just prick them and let them blow out!

Diversity in the holiday decor community.

Gary is hesitant to put them away because these are his only friends. In fact, this is the longest conversation he’s had all year.

Battle Axed Pumpkins versus Candy Cane Cookie Clown! The holiday matchup you have been waiting for!

Proof, if any were needed, that not all blow-ups think alike!

Choose carefully, Gary!