Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for January 04, 2022

“Pranit Hollywood” – wonder how long Rubin’s had that one in the holster.

P1 Mopmans floors continue to shine well into the fourth quarter of the game as we learn that, a: Milford has wormholed to the Detroit, MI area or, b: Redford has taken a long trip down the I-75 corridor for a non-conference beatdown

P2 selfies for what? Did you win a fantasy league weekly winner t-shirt? Because you scored nine points in a basketball game? Half the kids aren’t interested and most of the rest don’t care, Pran

P3 with the story plot aimlessly plodding along, R&W attempt to liven things up by playing to GT snarkers with the “Pranit Hollywood” comment

Sorry PLanit Hollywood we can’t see or hear you. In all reality , Why don’t you stand on a table !

As a Dad who tells dad jokes, I have to say that is pretty awesome. I would have gladly waited years to deliver that one!

That has to be one of the most awkward “high fives” I’ve ever seen.

Come on, a single-single is a huge accomplishment.

P-1: We find that Gil’s backcourt are secretly “Power Rangers”.

P-2: After scoring only 9 points, Pranit distracts the team with fishing stories.

P-3: Golden Boy points sort of right at us and announces: “Wait until we reveal the new VOLTRON FIVE offense!”

Yeah. Good thing Gil helped this doosh overcome his lack of confidence

Last basketball season, we had 3 point gunner Tessie Thornton on Mimi’s team and Vic Doucett providing commentary with Dougie Guthrie playing with his go kart. This year we have a kid on Gil’s team who likes chucking it up from downtown. And some ho hum bit characters in Hollis Talley and Landry Carlson. With CK gone, who’s running the point?

And Ellisburkes is devastated now that his catchphrase for this season has been stolen by the writers. I do like how Pranit bursts into the diner trying to look like he’s a cool Tom Cruise and everyone just blatantly ignores him. And speaking of ignoring, you shouldn’t be ignoring today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

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P1: Nice job on that floor Mop. P2: From an off-camera voice trying to eat his lunch in peace and quiet, P2: . . . “Hey, Can it Pranit.”

And the guy he was guarding goes 5 for 5 from long range.

What did fantasy football have to do with this storyline??

Tev is giving him The Look. Keep this up and there’s a beatdown coming.