A sister had something they used to sell, a “Pig Out Wand”! It was a magic wand that you wave over food and the calories disappear! Just a little pig’s head and glittery frills on a decorated stick,
What’s really irritating is when the plugger’s spouse discovers that the baked goods she intended to take to friends and relatives (a long-standing Christmas tradition) had ‘disappeared’ and she has to cancel plans and spend another day baking and decorating them (it may be almost acceptable to give a family of 4 a half dozen cookies instead of a dozen, but it’s hard to give someone a pie with 2 slices removed).
NO, since we don’t really care what a calorie is, we could really care less if someone is watching or not. However, we WILL limit the quantity of pies consumed in front of witnesses so when the last piece is there, sitting alone, we will be generous and offer to split and share that last piece……
Zykoic over 2 years ago
That’s why I snack the goodies in the pantry….
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
Whatever you say.
Caldonia over 2 years ago
He really should hide better. If you’re sitting at a table, you’re not hiding right.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 2 years ago
Sorry Gent – saw ya!
Gent over 2 years ago
Me doesn’t cares about calories in the first place.
StellaMaris over 2 years ago
If you eat standing up, the calories cannot settle down … ;-)
nyssawho13 over 2 years ago
A sister had something they used to sell, a “Pig Out Wand”! It was a magic wand that you wave over food and the calories disappear! Just a little pig’s head and glittery frills on a decorated stick,
jbrobo Premium Member over 2 years ago
Not nearly enough whipped cream on that pie. You have to cover the whole thing. Go big or go home.
ksu71 over 2 years ago
They don’t count. Until the nurse makes you get on the scale at your doctor appointments.
Dani Rice over 2 years ago
Episcopalians firmly believe that things you eat during coffe hour have no calories.
GreenT267 over 2 years ago
What’s really irritating is when the plugger’s spouse discovers that the baked goods she intended to take to friends and relatives (a long-standing Christmas tradition) had ‘disappeared’ and she has to cancel plans and spend another day baking and decorating them (it may be almost acceptable to give a family of 4 a half dozen cookies instead of a dozen, but it’s hard to give someone a pie with 2 slices removed).
flemmingo over 2 years ago
That’s the truth?
tcayer over 2 years ago
Pluggers are morons.
ctolson over 2 years ago
Calories are like imaginary numbers, they’re invisible so therefore you can’t count them.
Homerville Premium Member over 2 years ago
Its OK to lie to yourself.
rickmac1937 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Got that right
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 2 years ago
My theory.. and it includes frozen. Frozen cookies have no calories at all if you eat them while they are frozen.
KEA over 2 years ago
they also don’t count if you’re eating someone else’s food
andersjg Premium Member over 2 years ago
You can hide, but they’ll sneak up on you.
anomalous4 over 2 years ago
p.s. Holiday & vacation calories – & carbs – don’t count!
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe over 2 years ago
I finished off my grandson’s birthday cake, took me three days.
kaycstamper over 2 years ago
Ahh but Dr Nowzaradan sees you!
rwg1957rwg over 2 years ago
Also, free food has no calories. Or so I’ve heard.
whelan_jj over 2 years ago
I know the calories are there anyway. But no need to get the shaming that comes with others finding out.
martinman8 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Uuuuu nope
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
Don’t forget – broken cookies have no calories. :)
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
NO, since we don’t really care what a calorie is, we could really care less if someone is watching or not. However, we WILL limit the quantity of pies consumed in front of witnesses so when the last piece is there, sitting alone, we will be generous and offer to split and share that last piece……