The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 24, 2021

With all that work tonight Father Christmas needs more than one coffee.

Don’t tell Wilberforce that Brutus knows what he wants.

My mom always put out wine. If we all did that, Santa could end up in the drunk tank.

“Regular” coffee has never done anything to me!! Even after drinking coffee all day, I’m asleep five minutes after my head hits the pillow!! Drink a half-a-can of Coke® though and I’m up all night!!

/SHEESH/

This is what gives some kids the hint that Santa is not who they are told it is. Mine I think was my parents hints that Santa couldn’t afford something

Santa’s coffee, made with peppermint schnapps.

I think somebody might have waited to wrap some gifts.

It’s going to be a very busy night so make that an Irish coffee.

get him both just in case… maybe even a travel throw away mug for his coffee. that way he can go and sip too. :D

Merry Christmas Ye Born Losers and happy New Years.

Merry Christmas all.

Brutus speaks the truth!

Irish coffee, one would hope.

A little Bailey’s Irish Cream wouldn’t be minded though; just to offset the chill mind you……

Merry Christmas to you and yours Chip. Thanks for the joy you bring us all year. Merry Christmas to Brutus and all his supporting cast as well. And yes Veeblefester, you too are supporting cast to Brutus. Mind blowing to your ego, isn’t it? : )

Is Wilberforce getting a bicycle for Christmas? I can only imagine that the Born Loser would be up all night trying to figure that out, and Wilberforce finishing it in 10 minutes when he sees the attempt!

I’m guessing that Brutus is expecting a long night putting together a bicycle or some other challenging item after Wilberforce goes to bed — hence the need to supply “Santa” with coffee. But if I were Brutus, I’d let the kid continue the usual milk-and-cookies tradition. Then I’d go down for a nap, after setting my alarm clock and the coffeemaker to carry out their respective functions at midnight.

Merry Christmas to all, and especially to Art and Chip Sansom! It’s a pleasure chatting with you from time to time here, over the course of the year! Thanks for the laughs you give us!

Perhaps instead of coffee, Santa needs Red Bull since it would give him wings, which would be helpful in his tour around the world.