Mannequin on the Moon by Ian Boothby and Pia Guerra for December 30, 2021

♫ Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more. ♫

What’s love but a second-hand emotion?

Well, it’s not a warm gun. That’s happiness.

Nobody really knows.

In terms he can understand: when 1 + 1 = 10

Ask Google.

“Let me sing you a little song about the girl who CAPTCHA’d my heart.”

Just don’t type “hookers and beer” in that space, Bender.

Love Stinks

What is love anyway?

Does anybody love anybody anyway?

What is love anyway?

Does anybody love anybody anyway?

Whoh-oh

Just say consumer capitalism and it will let you in real quick.

I just have to click a checkbox, why is this poor robot facing such discrimination?