Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 05, 2021

Physical impairment of “gargantuan” proportions.

Ah yes, the famous story of David and Godzilla.

Maybe Goliath dies of laughter after watching David’s brother smack himself in the face. It’s just that David has taken control of the narrative in the years since. After all, he is the one who survived.

Less known is that another pair of brothers were involved in the defeat of Goliath…the brothers Smith and Wesson.

Well, he did have 7 older brothers…

and sorry to say most of us are descended from the less coordinated brother. ..and that is why I hit my own fingernail instead of the blame metal nailhead. Ouch. darn it.

It’s very polite of Goliath not to stomp on the brother while waiting for Dave to take over.

No surprise… it’s the nerdy brothers who will save the world!

Funny that this choice of weapons now, will get you shot.. progress I guess

Yeah, I had to bail out my younger brother several time!

And that’s how David became the first Rock Star.

Nice to see they at least made it a proper sling, and not a wooden slingSHOT, as the morons who write for Supergirl made it. :p