La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for December 08, 2021

Shiver me timbers.

Modern pirates are not nearly as cuddly as Disney pirates.

Ahoy, Mate!

Pittsburgh would disagree.

Captain Hook has mistaken the elf for Peter Pan.

Pirates from Somalia certainly exist, though they may have stopped that activity by now.

If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you’d see proof of elves.

The original “supply chain problem”.

Pirates do exist, and they aren’t fun at all. Their day job is robbing and killing people. Most of them don’t even wear those great costumes.

There are more real pirates in the world than there are real elves.