Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 18, 2021

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    The Old Wolf  over 2 years ago

    Stole from the grocery store where he was working. So he was a two-bagger bagger.

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 2 years ago

    …anniversaries are much easier to count than birthdays…

    …for instance…

    …the first anniversary of your wedding means you’ve been married a year…

    …but…

    …you turn one on your second birthday…

    …if you are counting the actual day you were born as…

    …you should…

    …as your 1st birthday…

    …ie, on the one year anniversary of you being born is actually your second birthday…

    …though you do turn one year old…

    ..as for the anti-masker anti-vaxxer…

    …Moses wore a mask to hide his radiance…

    …and Robin wears a mask to hide more on his face than he does on his legs…

    …those green tighty whites better have a cup…

    …just saying…

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    davidob  over 2 years ago

    Thank you for a birth of a notion.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Superheroes need to remember to remove their masks when not on the job. Otherwise, the whole point of the mask is lost.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Ha! Back in the day, when photos were taken, it was popular and fashionable for the man to be seated and the woman stand behind him…seems he’s wearing an apron and either he’s a baker, a butcher or a candle stick maker….

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    coltish1  over 2 years ago

    Peel an onion back, and you might shed some tears. Just sayin’.

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    Pickled Pete  over 2 years ago

    Must be nice to be a wanted man..

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    PDawg Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Where did you get my wedding picture?

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 2 years ago

    Hey Honey, do you see my Horse Silver, or Tonto?

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 2 years ago

    If Steve McQueen was alive this would kill him.

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 2 years ago

    … an ugly wanted man? Define WANTED …!

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    6turtle9  over 2 years ago

    Women think they like a man of mystery, but it becomes tedious and unrewarding after a while. Hero and bandit alike know it’s better to go it alone, because sooner or later she’s gonna want her cash reward.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 2 years ago

    She’s just an all American girl

    Let us sing about one without a doubt, Sweetest girl in the land, Football is her middle name, Hardly misses any game!

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    Have I mentioned my nagging, lame feeling that we’ve seen this one before? I haven’t the ambition or time to search all through the Archives, but I have a distinct subliminal impression as of déjà vu….

    Anyway, who was that Masked Man, sitting stolidly with his pushy wife as if in a 19th century portrait photograph? And what is he Wanted for?

    Too much info to process in today’s FA!

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    FLIGHT SUIT  over 2 years ago

    All I care about is that you keep your mouth and nose covered.

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