Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 03, 2021

You definitely get what you pay for!

Guess the Huns was the contractor for the window job.

Creative thinking. I like it.

Is this a “Magic” Window? It seems to keep changing shape.

Could this be what is called a “shot window”?

Oh, and he was a donor to your campaign as well.

HEY, KOOL-AID!!

At least you got them to use shatterproof glass, AKA air.

Don’t complain; it’s at the right height for the king.

The contractor must be stoned.

I always say, You get what you pay for! Cheap is not always best, if it is the cheapest, what are they skimping on?Saturday date night, He orders the Angus beef the size of Texas, she orders the lobster the size of Maine and both have the baked potato the size of Idaho…They are NOT sitting in McDonalds!

My dad was an engineer and this was his joke, especially halfway through a rollercoaster ride. However, he was on the ride also.

When I worked in an avionics shop for small planes some of the local FAA staff brought in a “parrot” – a transponder that was set up on a hillside to allow ATC to verify their equipment was still working. I remarked that I had not seen one of those wretched transponders in many years; the company was on the edge of failing and may have failed by then. One of the guys explained they were required to buy from the lowest bidder. That explains a lot.

Fink:we need a contract for heatHuns with torches: Say no more, fam

You usually get what you pay for, unless you spend too much.

None of the holes in the 3 pannels match ?

The window frame maker got a hell of a job…

Grog

The glazier has quite a challenge.

Well, it looks like one window was a do-it-yourself-er and the other was contracted.

The king approves; nobody had to lift him up so he can see out of it!

There are some things one shouldn’t be cheap on… if that makes sense.

It’s a “king-sized” window!

A higher bidder would have put the window higher as well. Turns out just right for the king, cheap and low.

It worked, didn’t it??

One of my father’s many cousins placed the low bid to stop water leaking into the Dixie County courthouse, guaranteed for 5 years — just as the contract required. About 7 years later, the courthouse started to have water coming out the ceiling after a big rain. They went up in the attic to discover he had placed buckets wherever the leaks were. They took longer than 5 years to rust out. They wouldn’t consider his bid the second time around.

(Some people just can’t take a joke!!)

You just got low balled

Must be an affirmative action assignment.

Surprised they even had time to do that since they’ve been so busy NOT working on Highway 24 between Illinois and Tennessee…

As a Navy Air Crewman, I was always aware that my aircraft was built by the lowest bidder.

Very artistic.