Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 24, 2021

Judge all he wants, as long as I get a present!

Only comes once a year, and then it’s down a chimney.

Santa will inadvertently clean our chimney.

Still a better ratio than the average politician…

Sounds like some bosses we know.

That’s one more day a year than some people I know work.

Old joke:

Q: How many people work here?

A: About half.

You talkin about him or you, Auntie?

Have a merry Christmas and Happy New Year folks or lie about it like Aunty.

What have you done now, Aunty? ☺

You got something to hide?

Same as folks going to church once a year on Christmas eve or Easter and thinking they’re OK for another year.

Perfect description of a wife! At least I think so; I’m not married…

That’s a great Santa!

If you try to be good you don’t have to worry about it.

Sounds like our politicians.

The life of many bloggers. But far less snarky.

I’ve never understood why everyone thinks he only works one day a year. Isn’t he the CEO of the toy workshop up there at the North Pole? Sounds like a full-time job to me.