Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for November 27, 2021

Sure does.

Yikes.

Don’t worry about the future, It’s always two days later then the past.

According to Einstein, time travels slower the faster you travel. For instance the Apollo astronauts rocketing to the Moon at 20,000 miles an hour, aged 3 seconds less than their twin brothers left back on Earth. Captain Kirk traveling at warp speed, the speed of light, would age only a minute while his brother on Earth aged 7 years! So this explains the cartoon scientifically. The old man with the cane can only walk half the speed as Ziggy can!

I’m seeing variants of concern in the future. I hope I is wrong.

Actually you are reaching the future all the time – except that the future always becomes now and then instantly becomes the past. It’s like how they say “Tomorrow never comes.” because when it does, it’s no longer tomorrow, it’s today.

And then you wake up one day and realize that all your future has become your past.

Things are going great, and they’re only getting better

I’m doing alright, getting good grades

The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades

I gotta wear shades

Zig is getting close to your age. Comic characters don’t age…

…and we get slower.

Actually, I find as I get older that this is a good thing; best to get to the future and get it over with the way the world is going.

like neutrinos thru empty space, such are the days of our lives

the older a man gets, his manspread widens..

and there is a lot less left.

Getting older is the greatest thing…look at the alternative!

Remember when, as a child, it seemed there was an incredible amount of time between the holidays? At my age, I’ve come to think of the whole as Hallowthanksmassyears Day.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end the faster it runs out.