Well he wanted to walk along the side of the road, but with one leg larger than the other he couldn’t help it. With the larger stride on one side, he cut across the road.
Haggises always have one leg shorter than the other… so they can run around the Highlands of Scotland… What most people don’t realise is that in order to procreate… The male’s shorter leg is the left one (they run anti-clockwise) and the female’s is her right one…
Brutus might end up with the bigger turkey leg, but not till Gladys has used that leg to do many taste tests. He might’ve been better off with the smaller whole turkey leg.
Even before I became vegan, my least favorite piece of turkey was the leg. The only way turkey tasted good to me was if it had a lot of cranberry sauce covering it. I much prefer Tofurkey.
Well, with Gladys cooking the turkey you can be sure both legs will taste the same and to paraphrase Martha Stewart, that isn’t necessarily a good thing.
Ahuehuete over 2 years ago
Mutant Turkey!
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago
Was a lame turkey.
Wilde Bill over 2 years ago
When the poor thing was alive, it walked in circles.
GROG Premium Member over 2 years ago
Surprise surprise. Tell me something I didn’t know.
Bullet Bronson Premium Member over 2 years ago
Only if Wilberforce doesn’t beat you to it.
dcdete. over 2 years ago
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Well he wanted to walk along the side of the road, but with one leg larger than the other he couldn’t help it. With the larger stride on one side, he cut across the road.
James Wolfenstein over 2 years ago
Actually, the rule is that both have the same amount of flavor. The bigger one is more diluted. Always choose the smaller one. :D
A Common 'tator over 2 years ago
Haggises always have one leg shorter than the other… so they can run around the Highlands of Scotland… What most people don’t realise is that in order to procreate… The male’s shorter leg is the left one (they run anti-clockwise) and the female’s is her right one…
nosirrom over 2 years ago
Our turkey must be really mutant. It doesn’t legs nor wings.
Chris over 2 years ago
legging up before the competition… Ya got to be thankful after all. :d
Jeffin Premium Member over 2 years ago
Drummin’ up business already Brutis?
rdav1248961 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’m with Brutus. The drumstick is my favorite part of the turkey.
CorkLock over 2 years ago
Tator, that comment sounds like one king Nebuchadnezzar would Make. From smoking grass not eating it.
Lola85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
CorkLock over 2 years ago
I call DIBS on all between. Just bring the platter of Turkey, stuffing, mashed tators with gravy, cranberry sauce and gallon of tea and leave me be.
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
As the provider of this great, you are entitled and hereby awarded the honor of the bigger leg. Personally, while liking it all, I prefer the thighs……
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 2 years ago
One of those “treated” turkeys no doubt. Bet it glows in the dark.
ncorgbl over 2 years ago
Three Mile Island Turkey Farm.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
He called it…he ain’t a loser!
comixbomix over 2 years ago
Isn’t that how he wound up with Gladys in the first place???
preacherman over 2 years ago
Brutus might end up with the bigger turkey leg, but not till Gladys has used that leg to do many taste tests. He might’ve been better off with the smaller whole turkey leg.
Moonkey Premium Member over 2 years ago
Everyone have a happy and safe holiday!
paulscon Premium Member over 2 years ago
Even before I became vegan, my least favorite piece of turkey was the leg. The only way turkey tasted good to me was if it had a lot of cranberry sauce covering it. I much prefer Tofurkey.
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
Well, with Gladys cooking the turkey you can be sure both legs will taste the same and to paraphrase Martha Stewart, that isn’t necessarily a good thing.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
It only took steroids in one leg.
Walter Parmantie Premium Member over 2 years ago
Poor circulation resulted in the uneven distribution of growth hormones.
angelolady Premium Member over 2 years ago
I really like the toons that have those tiny little smiles in the last panel. ♥