Clay Jones for November 08, 2021

I keep thinking they cannot come up with anything more ridiculous. Then: Whoop, there it is.

Obviously, whoever invented this nonsensical Q-anon Qrazy Qonservative Qult is just trying to see how far he can push the limits of absurdity and still keep these nut jobs following him! …and all the while, laughing all the way to the bank.

And he still has not come close to reaching those limits of absurdity.

So a crowd of hundreds went to Dealey Plaza in Dallas, right there at the “grassy knoll,” the world center of the mother of all Qonspiracy theories, to wait for the “second coming” of JFK Jr (who it turns out wants to be number two to … serial business failure, draft-dodger, womanizer and all-around LOSER Donald J Trump?

And boo hoo, JFK Jr was a no-show. Good thing he sent Elvis in his place.

Literally disconnected from reality. If we only had room in mental hospital wards, they would certainly be accepted for residential treatment. So far, they seem to be mostly not dealing with hallucinations, but if you have one who’s a friend, please try to get their car keys away from them.

it would be hilarious if it wasn’t so true!

It all started out with two guys in a bar somewhere betting each other that people would believe anything if it were couched in the right way on social media – it has now grown out of anyone’s control and there’s seemingly no way of controlling it.

Joked on them

—) It would have come about, but too many people didn’t truly believe. They were supposed to hold hands and strive to concentrate their psychic energy to open Death’s Portal. It takes a lot of power to manifest spirits whose bodies died in violent circumstances. (See Virgil, “The Aeneid,” and Swift, “Gulliver’s Travels, Book 3.”)

COVID-19 fears and restrictions have thus affected even the Spirit World — too many deaths at once have clogged the psychic channels to and from the Afterlife, much as the Supply Chain has disrupted in Life. Ectoplasm is in short supply.

Anyway, that’s my story, and I’m stuck with it. (—

Even Miss Cleo is rolling in her grave over these dummies. But then again, that was in Texass.

Home of Ted “Cancun” “Big Bird Needs to be Banned” Cruz.

Home of Greg " ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ is a training manual" Abbott.

LBJ’s ghost is coming back to lift those idiots up by their ears. Sam Houston’s ghost is embarrassed and hanging its head down and shaking it side to side while tearing out its hair. The walls of the Alamo wept.

Most sane people don’t persist in following the advice of false prophecies after a few dozen wrong calls, … but not the LOYAL Q-anon followers.

I took it for granted that the band broke up but it seems they are still touring. Nice plug Clay.

Wonder if they’ll all rush the stage over the bodies of others before The Dead Kennedys get a chance to play “The Party’s Over” . . . ?

Jello Biafra would find this cartoon amusing.

There are none so blinded

By their Fox-fueled rage

Their intentional ignorance

Their easily manipulated hate

That nothing is too absurd for them to believe

— The Gospel of the Gullible 11:8

Yes, they really ARE this utterly disconnected from reality!!

“Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables”!!! (My brother used to have that album)

…and to THINK. THESE IDIOT LOONS ARE IN OUR GOVERNMENT!

Be afraid….be very afraid!

The psycho conservatives have no idea who the Dead Kennedy’s are.

I am Emperor Ronald Reagan

Born again with fascist cravings

Still, you make me president

Human rights will soon go ’way

I am now your Shah today

Now I command all of you

Now your gonna pray in school

And I’ll make sure they’re christian too

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Dead Kennedys ~ We’ve Got a Bigger Problem Now

And the Turd Reich Trolls gave bounced right back to quoting directly from the Nazi Propaganda Playbook as preached by Josef Goebbels.

https://imgur.com/KA2CwI8

https://imgur.com/gallery/seEh1jU

https://imgur.com/1155A3b

Y’all must really like licking those jackboots.

In case y’all missed it or skipped that day in school when they taught this, Nazis are bad. Oh wait, I forgot y’all really dig that homeschooled BS and that sure would explain a lot. But Turd Reich trolls, here’s the facts anyway…

https://imgur.com/gallery/7gSBMYm

Not connected to reality and yet the republicans want these folks to vote. Because they’re the correct color. Shameful.

You know, the Mad Hatter had HEAD LICE with higher IQ’s and more sanity than the people in the QAnon cult!

What is really scary is that these people not only have a driver’s license, but they have weapons.

Observations from GOP headquarters….

When you thought you saw and heard it all

Ya didn’t!

The inmates are running the asylum and the village idiot is on the loose!

https://crooksandliars.com/2021/11/qanon-meets-ancestrycom-and-insists-trump

I’ve done some Google searches, and have been unable to find, apart from this clip, other connections between Trump, Patton, Lincoln, Flynn, Kennedy, and Mussolini. I wonder if the interviewee was putting the interviewer on; on the other hand, lots of crazies—including a few that we see here in GoComics comments—believe stuff just as crazy…

I can’t stand having no idea of what to sell to these people!

Remember what happened to the pizza parlor.

I don’t think it’s too hippie to want to clean up the planet so you don’t wind up dying of some kind of cancer when you’re 45 years old. It enrages me that these big cancer-research organizations can’t be bothered to man the front lines of environmental protest.

I’ve been to enough other countries in the world to know what happens when you have socialized single-payer health care. It works. People don’t get sick as much. They don’t lose their life savings with a catastrophic illness like cancer or AIDS.

Jello Biafra Quotes

If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.

Don’t hate the media, become the media.

You’ve got to have an ego as big as Mars to want to think that you, of all people, are better than anyone else to be president of the United States. People that vain, they want their place in history, and they want to be able to control how much they’ll be worshipped by future generations. Jello Biafra

https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/jello-biafra-quotes

While I like some of the original punks rock and some of their offspring, I never got into the DK’s. Maybe I should give them another listen. Either way, I’m sure they’re preferable to the Live Kennedy clan. :P

Not only do these people have drivers’ licenses and firearms, their leader, the Former Temporary Occupant, had access to NUKES! (At least that’s what the adults in the room told him that big red button was for…….)

I thought the Dead Kennedys busted up in the mid-1980s, but this cartoon prompted me to look them up… apparently they had re-formed in the early 2000s, then had some activity punctuated by breaks, but are back to touring again somewhat. Been a long time since they’ve released anything new… their 2019 album is actually live recordings of shows that they did back in the mid-1980s. I only originally found them by accident – I worked at the college radio station, and some Dead Kennedys albums (promotional versions) were sent to us… too much foul language for us to be allowed to air it, but the band really was good.

Republican Paul Gosar tweets anime-themed video of him killing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

The tweeted video – which he captioned, “Any anime fans out there?” – opens with Gosar’s name under Japanese text that reads “attack of immigrants,” an apparent reference to the anime show “Attack on the Titan” from which the Republican pulled various clips.

The video then goes on to show footage of immigrants at the southern border, overlaying the footage with anime-style special effects and crosscutting with interstitials that read “drugs, crime, poverty, money, gangs, violence” and “trafficking.”

About midway into the video, "Attack on the Titan main character Eren Yaeger is shown in a mashup of clips with Gosar’s face photoshopped onto the cartoon character. Swords in both hands, the fictionalized Gosar scales a European-esque urban landscape alongside cartoon versions of Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga., and Lauren Bobert, R-Colo., until slaying what appears to be a titan with Ocasio-Cortez’s face photoshopped onto it.

https://www.rawstory.com/republican-congressman-tweets-anime-themed-video-of-him-alexandria-ocasio-cortez/

Ignorant Republicans are violent anti democracy sexist pigs.

Accused Capitol rioter slips the FBI and claims asylum in Belarus

Evan Neumann was charged in July on six counts, including assaulting officers and violent entry, after he was identified in video recorded during the riot, but he had already sold his house in the Bay Area and fled to Ukraine before going to Belarus — which is using his asylum for propaganda purpose, reported The Moscow Times.

“Judging by his story, [Neumann] is the same type of simple American whose shops were burned by Black Lives Matter activists,” said one Belarus 1 TV channel presenter, echoing a talking point from Russian state television.

The 48-year-old Neumann told the TV channel that he left Ukraine after he was tailed by security officials, and he was detained Aug. 15 on the border between the two former Soviet republics.

https://www.rawstory.com/evan-neumann-2655519772/

As soon as right wingers get into trouble they look to the Soviet states to bail them out, Trump and Putin sitting in a tree…

Judge refuses release of Jan. 6 defendant who allegedly sought to ‘hang’ Nancy Pelosi

https://www.rawstory.com/pauline-bauer-sovereign-citizen/

Heavy Trump-voting counties have ‘more than three times higher’ Covid rate than Biden counties

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-counties-infection-rates/

‘I’m done’: Trump threatened to destroy GOP in temper tantrum over election loss — and start his own party

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-leaving-republican-party/

‘Barely concealed bloodlust’: Claremont Institute laid out detailed plan for using cops to overturn Trump’s election loss

Biafra frequently expressed his disdain for hippies, and the Dead Kennedys often satirized both left-wing and right-wing politicians.