Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 07, 2021

I always thought that IF I got a wish, I’d first wish for more wishes… or if that wouldn’t work, wish for help getting optimal wishes.

And I won’t hold for a brief survey, either.

I wish… you would get off your daggum phone and pay attention.

…ditto the Notifications and alerts. There’s enough lerts already.

All that treasure should be enough to last him for all his life.

I would wish that whatever I wished for wouldn’t have a down side. If that’s even possible.

How do I haul all this gold outta here?

This is so apt!

Every time I see an Aladdin reference it includes a blue Genie. Is that from Disney’s interpretation?

Wait until tomorrow – lot of people wishing it was Sunday…

More wishes why not