Clay Bennett for October 31, 2021

Except everyone gets hurt if they win.

Cute. Of course, it’s a lie. As one expects from the GQP. Voting for the Republican candidate hurts pretty much EVERYBODY.

That’s typical QOP.

Ironically if people vote for the GOPQANON everyone gets hurt or left out but the powerful. Actually saw a woman wearing a tee shirt with The Orange Menace riding a velociraptor and holding an assault rifle, wanted to tell her the dinosaur and the Orange Meance both were extinct.

—) I haven’t seen the “Burma Shave” advertising signs in a long time. If Democrats sarcastically call the Republican political product as “Derma Shave,” here are a few slogans they might use against GOP candidates in coming tough political campaigns:

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As close a shave/ GOP barbers go in/ They dream/ To further go/ Beneath the skin/ Derma Shave

The Super Rich/ Have scraped us raw/ Down to our hides/ Republicans would/ Inner organs then withdraw/ Derma Shave

The One Percent/ You despise so/ Republicans/ Love to knead/ Their dough/ Derma Shave

The Rich pay less tax/ So you pay more/ As Republicans/ Give away/ The Store/ Derma Shave

Republicans play/ Rough and tough/ But fear they/ Have not played/ Rough enough/ Derma Shave

Republicans/ Would like to see/ The U.S. as/ A Trump/ Autocracy/ Derma Shave

With Trump in charge/ We looked more and more/ Like the world/ in Orwell’s/ 1984/ Derma Shave

http://www.skypoint.com/members/schutz19/burma2.htm#1949

Republicans (Proud Boys, Oath Keepers) burned down the cities last year, then they burned the constitution last election… so, sure, nobody gets hurt.

Vote Republican, since The Totalitarian Democrat Communist Party Regime Cult is killing America with Marxist Disciple policies. Remove every Democrat

I think Clay was influenced by Bill Engvall’s “Here’s Your Sign” comedy routine. Made me laugh. Good one.

I think the Sun Bot got stuck. Someone give it a whack, and then limit it’s access to the programme’s thesaurus.

Vote Republican and the Terrorists WIN!!!

Clay has created the perfect Holloween lawn decoration. Does anyone have any other ideas?

The only way GOP can win is being cowardly bullies!

I would consider voting Republican. I had voted for Republican candidates in the past when they were a party and not a cult. When they believed in science, and they used to be the party of civil rights. In 1964 80% of House Republicans and 82% of Senate Republicans supported the Civil Rights Bill* A Republican President founded the EPA; can you imagine one of them doing that today?

Today, the GOP has become the GQP. They are a cult of personality around one corrupt, insane, stupid man who LOST the last election. The once-proud party of Lincoln dwells in the basement of knowledge. It attracts the dregs of society who actively want to deny civil/human rights to various citizens of the U.S.

Until the Republican party gets its act together and throws out the trumps of the world, I will withhold my support and continue working for candidates who have answers to our nation’s problems.

*https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/aug/28/republicans-party-of-civil-rights

Short war when only one side has guns.

Exercise your rights as a U.S. citizen on Tuesday and go to the polls to vote (if you haven’t already voted by mail). No big fed elections this year but key state and local positions, which often affect us more, are at stake.

Tuesday’s election is important! All elections are important! The Turd Reich got its money and planning from the wealthy and the powerful but they build their base from the bottom up. Vote like your community, county, state, and representation depends on it – because it absolutely does. Get out the Vote. Vote on Tuesday and in every election. Chop ’em off at the knees with your ballot. That is your #1 defense of your rights, freedoms, and responsibilities. Without all three of those we are no longer a democracy and that is what they will put an end to if you do not vote.

Stop voting for insurrection supporting republican liars who want to take your vote and your country away.

Philadelphia fan… and left off the ‘S’

Guess we are not counting all the ones that get shot because of republican policy on guns.

Republicans have bought into a “Jeffersonian” ideal of an agrarian society with voting restricted to white male landowners. Unfortunately, this arrangement was only fun for whIte male landowners. Women, native Americans, and people of color were mostly not having fun. Furthermore the approximate total population in Jefferson’s day was about 250,000 (probably women, native Americans, and people of color weren’t counted), and our current 330M population is much more urbanized. This Jeffersonian ideal as Republicans perceive it just can’t work in today’s America. Finally, the Trumpublican base only understands the government of Jefferson’s day as “small government, limited voting population, and white males in charge GOOD, anything else BAD,” although I sometimes doubt that most of them have even that sophisticated an understanding of their beliefs and the consequences.

We’ll all be hurt.

Conservative lashes out at Trump for turning his colleagues into ‘unrecognizable MAGA-zombies’

“I had that same feeling again this week, when story after story showed how some of the most respected conservative individuals, institutions, and outlets have been infected or replaced by alien duplicates,” he wrote. “In reality, this didn’t happen overnight. But it’s impossible to escape the nightmarish conclusion that the slow-motion takeover of the GOP is now complete.”

“Now, a lot of people will tell you that slasher films present the scarier metaphor. I disagree. In Friday The 13th, Jason stalks and kills young people at Camp Crystal Lake (think Kinzinger, who, on Friday, announced he would not seek re-election). While getting (politically) axed may be scary, there’s something MUCH creepier about watching a friend’s humanity slowly drain away as they morph little-by-little into a MAGA-zombie or alien clone or ‘pod people’ (or whatever). And that’s what has happened to me.”

https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-zombies/

Mein Kampf, racial slurs and Antifa conspiracies lead wild first week at Charlottesville trial

Just hours into proceedings — which are expected to last for months — neo-Nazi Christopher Cantwell dropped racial slurs, made a passing reference to Adolf Hitler’s Mein Kampf, floated a conspiracy theory involving Antifa and plugged his own radio show, managing to fit it all in his opening statement, according to BuzzFeed News.

Later, Richard Spencer, a self-identified white nationalist who coined the term “alt-right,” was cut off multiple times by a judge, who at one point pleaded with him to “stick to the facts.”

At the trial a legal team for Integrity First for America, the non-profit civil rights group spearheading the case, played video footage of the rally, including the torch-wielding mob chanting, “Jews will not replace us!” and “Blood and soil!”

Representatives for the organization also spoke about the scars, both physical and mental, that the victims of the violence have carried with them since 2017.

“[The jury will] hear us making a couple racist jokes. We’re sort of notorious for those things,” Cantwell said. “But what you won’t hear is a conspiracy to commit any crime, much less a violent one.”

The prosecution’s opening statement, meanwhile, addressed a trove of social media posts, private chats, emails and texts that show neo-Nazis and white supremacists “discussing weaponry they would bring to Charlottesville and how they would use them to attack their enemies.”

https://www.rawstory.com/charlottesville-trial-2655449421/

I have not yet seen a Comic or Comment regarding the fake Nazis deployed by McAuliffe in Virginia. The worse fake Klansmen since 1/6/20.

In this case “no one” is the default WASP-ish suburban voter, and not anyone of consequence who might not fall into that category.

Trump makes ‘last-ditch’ bid to delay Summer Zervos case as legal woes mount

Nearly five years ago, former Apprentice contestant Summer Zervos filed a defamation lawsuit against former president Donald Trump — for calling her a liar after she accused him of sexually assaulting her.

Trump managed to delay Zervos’ lawsuit while he was in office, by arguing that a sitting president can’t be sued in state court.

Although a New York trial judge rejected Trump’s argument, the state’s highest court waited until March of this year to dismiss his appeal, after he left office and his argument became moot.

Now, facing a Dec. 23 deadline to give a deposition in the lawsuit, Trump is once again attempting to stall, according to Zervos.

Zervos, who accused Trump of sexually assaulting her in a Beverly Hills hotel room more than a decade ago, responded by calling Trump’s request a “last-ditch” effort to avoid being deposed.

“No one is above the law,” Schecter wrote in her ruling.

https://www.rawstory.com/smartnews/donald-trump-2655456306/

The leader of the republican party is a lawless rapist.

I don’t take well to threats, but gullible Trumpers, Q’ers are easily frightened.

Nice. And untraceable.

Well, people will still get hurt… but it will be over a longer period of time…

Actually “vote republican” and everybody gets hurt except the greedy psychopaths on Wall Street and congress.

Nice Democracy you got here. Be a shame if TrumpleThinSkin happened to it.

Another good one Clay!!