This is good life advice. Do not be in flagantre in your beliefs. Keep your happiness away from rats and roaches. Enjoy your fudge cake and never look back.
….looking back, it was a dark and scary night….the fog was so thick, you could cut it with a knife….it’s like cutting into a fudgy,dense, chocolatey wacky cake….when the knife hit the bottom of the pan, you just KNEW it was time to sink your teeth into a thick slice of cake… topped off with a creamy scoop of Vanilla ice cream……don’t forget that glass of milk…..M M M M M
( if anyone wants my recipe for the Wacky Cake, just ask! )
It all sounds quite safe! You can read your bible in peace and tranquility in that secure Funhouse (as we call it), having enjoyed delicious fudgecake, warm out of the Bath Mat Factory kitchen ovens! Ah, the joys of Froglandia!
3hourtour Premium Member over 2 years ago
…this sounds like backdoor politics…
…if I got it pegged just right, that is…
…for a want ad in the Froglandia Piqua…
…but what is heaven?…
…not Iowa…
…West Virginia is almost heaven…
…but that is because it is so close to Ohio…
…Peach Pie…
…strap up!…
…it’s gonna be a bumpy ride…
…but there is only one parachute left…
…nah, the antivaxer took my backpack…
…it’s not the Journey that counts…
…it’s the Van Halen IV…
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago
This is good life advice. Do not be in flagantre in your beliefs. Keep your happiness away from rats and roaches. Enjoy your fudge cake and never look back.
coltish1 over 2 years ago
I’ll take Immutable Laws for a Happy Life for $200, Alex.
(I know, but the joke doesn’t work otherwise. Not yet anyway.)
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
….looking back, it was a dark and scary night….the fog was so thick, you could cut it with a knife….it’s like cutting into a fudgy,dense, chocolatey wacky cake….when the knife hit the bottom of the pan, you just KNEW it was time to sink your teeth into a thick slice of cake… topped off with a creamy scoop of Vanilla ice cream……don’t forget that glass of milk…..M M M M M
( if anyone wants my recipe for the Wacky Cake, just ask! )
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 2 years ago
A gentleman and scholarship to Harvard. Brought by Mackie X head games.
Linguist over 2 years ago
Never leave your fudgecake behind! Always have the foresight to fudge first!
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
6,7,5 this haiku fails
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
Is there a bible for fudge packers?
david.reichert over 2 years ago
I know this is rude, really, I do. But, is an “Impregnable Funhouse” a girl of easy virtue on the pill? I shall now sit in the corner in shame.
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
A chocolate volcano cake ain’t bad either …!
Mighty Phavahg over 2 years ago
. . . went into a bar. Ok, now give us the punch line!
Linguist over 2 years ago
The Fabulous Four fudge-packers from Friends for Freddie Fuddpucker finally found Frog Applause funny!
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
Free your mind, and the plumage will follow.
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
It all sounds quite safe! You can read your bible in peace and tranquility in that secure Funhouse (as we call it), having enjoyed delicious fudgecake, warm out of the Bath Mat Factory kitchen ovens! Ah, the joys of Froglandia!
3hourtour Premium Member over 2 years ago
…you don’t see this kind of drama on, ‘Luann’…
…nor the subtext on, ‘B.C.’…
…that is why Frog Applause is number one with a bullet…
…some say that it’s hard to dance to…
…but it’s flaccid, baby…
…the front door maybe locked…
…but the souppa – dupa hindsight is amazing…
… baptists rule …
…and the outsiders gas has got sugar in it…
… FOOTLOOSE & FANCY FREE …
…whoot whoo: Freebird!…
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
Time for Da Blog news: Thelma Lou no longer gives autographs at the Andy Griffith Museum, pictures of pizza, Jenga Cats, etc …!
charles9156 over 2 years ago
10 words and a cloud of dust!