Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 29, 2021

Now they have no pride.

Dry humor.

It’s the glasses.

Ya know that the wildness in your relationship has diminished once the chin beard of HER has equaled HIS.

kids…….

Poke her Leon.

You’ve gotten civilized that’s why

Where’s his other wifes?

Where are his TEETH?

I’d be Lion if I said that the Missus and I don’t resemble these two. But, I sweat honey that I never Cheetah’d on you.

They’ve been domesticated.

It’s not too late. Stand further apart and toss the dishes to each other.

Never should’a’ taken that job with MGM.

Hey, considering what happens to the old male lions in the wild, he shouldn’t be complaining that much. Why she’s there with him though is baffling. They either throw the male out of the pride, or he gets murdered by an upstart young male.

In the kitchen, the peaceful kitchen, the lions wash tonight